Ian Stafford: Playboy

This is Ian Stafford.
He was the Mayor of Preesall in Lancashire, U.K.
He was just convicted and sentenced to prison for two years for breaking into women's homes, masturbating into their underwear, and then placing them back in their drawers.

Who'da thunk it from looking at him?
Can't a motherfucker have a hobby without everyone busting his balls??

In all seriousness, Ian just REALLY fucked up the whole "you can't judge a book by it's cover" bullshit, because YES, you can.

Ian looks JUST LIKE someone who would do something like that.
So for all you fellas who are the anamoly when it comes to stuff like this....who look like a car accident, but act like a decent human being....thank Ian for just setting you back a couple decades.