Hollywood Sucks....Again.

Just go ahead and stare at that for a bit.
Remember when you were a kid, and you would watch that while eating a Fluffernutter sandwich? (Well YOU did, I always thought that shit was nasty)
Just look at it for a while.
I'll wait.



Synopsis from IMDB:

Jellystone Park has been losing business, so greedy Mayor Brown decides to shut it down and sell the land. That means families will no longer be able to experience the natural beauty of the outdoors -- and, even worse, Yogi and Boo Boo will be tossed out of the only home they've ever known. Faced with his biggest challenge ever, Yogi must prove that he really is "smarter than the average bear" as he and Boo Boo join forces with their old nemesis Ranger Smith to find a way to save Jellystone Park from closing forever.

Wow.
So this is where we are now?
Now we'll be taking Hanna Barbera shorts and turning them into full length films?
Can't wait for Hong Kong Phooey!!!

Oh, and if the suck level wasn't bad enough, Dan Aykroyd is voicing Yogi, and...ready for this....Justin Timberlake is Boo-Boo.....SO, we can FULLY expect an R&B musical number, complete with Yogi doing a rap at the bridge.
I'm picturing all the woodland creatures in a choreographed number, and Ranger Smith fighting the urge to "get down", but finally giving in and maybe doing the "Cabbage Patch" or something.
OOOOHHHH THE HILARITY...........L......O.......MOTHER F'ING.......L!!!!!!!!

Fuck you, Hollywood.
Seriously.