Just When You Thought The Papa John Phillips Was F**ked Up!

Meet 23 year old Jeremiah Raymond Berry.
He was just convicted to 3 years in prison for the murder of his father, 42 year old Jack Berry, after he shot him in the head, then dismembered him, and fed his body parts to the coyotes.
Well, not all the body parts....just some.
The rest were stored in buckets that were then filled with concrete.

Huh?

No, that wasn't supposed to read "30 years"...it read the way it was supposed to..."3 years".
How does one commit such an awful crime and then do such a small amount of time in the pokey you ask?

Well, I'll tell you!

It appears old Jack Berry was raping his son Jeremiah....but wait, it doesn't end there!
No sir, apparently just being enough of a creepy fuck to rape your own son, didn't set the bar high enough for old Jack.
Jack Berry was gonna set a record here. He was gonna bring something to the table that NO ONE had done before him.
You see, according to Jack, God told him that Jeremiah would HAVE to have a sex change operation, so that he could become Jack's.....wait for it..........

WIFE!!!

See, now it all makes sense, right?
I'll admit it....I too was thinking Jack was simply batshit fucking crazy, until I heard that God was the architect of this BRILLIANT plan.

BUT, pesky old Jeremiah is CLEARLY in league with the Devil, and killed Jack before he could force his son to do the Lord's bidding.
I'll bet you Jeremiah listens to The Black Sabbath and The Slayer....and a bunch of other Satan worshiping Devil music.

Ok...I'm done being facetious.
Did you ever notice when one of these "out of their fucking tree" type of cats comes up with some SICK ASS shit to do to someone, it was because God told them to?
The guy who kidnapped Jaycee Dugard....didn't he claim to invent a machine that allowed him to speak directly to God?

All this reminds me of the movie "Frailty"....I won't tell you why, if you haven't seen it, but if you have, you get what I'm laying down, I think.

Well, I for one applaud you, Jeremiah....you "took out the trash" so to speak.
Unless your story is bullshit, in which case Lyle Menendez just reached out and over from his prison bars and passed a note to his brother Eric that read..."Why didn't WE think of that?"
...and then Eric wrote one back that read..."Because the toupee glue seeped into your brain and made you a douchehammer....thanks for nothing, ASSHOLE!"