If The Snorlax And The Grimace Had An OffSpring, And It Said "F**k" A Lot

Um....I *think* this a female, because it refers to itself as "she" at one point.
BUT, my favorite part is when it says "You think I don't look like much?"....no Ju Jitsu PorkGoblin, I think you look like a WHOLE LOT.
Anyway, not only does it not have the sense to NOT hook up I.V.s of buttercream and "ham drippins" to itself while it sleeps, it apparently doesn't have the sense to NOT make videos dressed as some bloated Daniel LaRusso, and claim it knows martial arts.
SO, I'm sharing with you now.