Tom Cruise proves to Oprah that his scientology power is well over 9,000.
This month's 4chan shens are cracking me the fuck up.
First, someone hacked and posted the password to Sarah Palin's email on the 4chan message board. Then, 4chan affiliates "Anonymous" protested Scientology outside of Gerald Schoenfeld Theatre on the opening night of "All My Sons" starring Katie Holmes.
But September's coup de grâce was last week when a poster on Oprah Winfrey's message board dropped an obvious chan-bomb that Oprah mistakenly read on air. From Oprah's mouth came this:
"Let me read you something that was posted on our message board from someone who claims to be a member of a known pedophile network. It said this, 'He does not forgive, he does not forget. His group has over 9000 penises, and they’re all raping children.' "
In case you don't already know, what makes this so funny is that one of the many catch-phrases of 4chan's "Anonymous" group is, "We are Anonymous. We are Legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget.". The 4chanism "over 9,000" was derived from the Japanese cartoon DragonBall Z. Anime nerds use it to describe their vast greatness (like Nigel Tufnel's amp that goes to 11).
Heh heh... Oprah said "over 9,000 penises".
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