Leave That Cone Alone Gentlemen!

Today, I'm gonna help out you guys out there, who just don't understand things the way I do.
It's Summertime right now, and every once in a while, a man looks for a way to cool off while he's out in the heat. And what better non alcoholic way is there to do that, than with some freezing cold ice cream?

But hold your horses there, fella...did I just hear you ask for a cone?
You should seriously consider rethinking that one, junior.
After all....you don't want to look like a Fruitbooty©, do you?

Let's take a look at a series of gentlemen enjoying cones, and THEN tell me what you think!


Now, as you can see, these images were not designed to sway your mind in one direction or the other...but didn't something just seem a bit "off" when you saw them?
That's what YOU look like too, when you're enjoying an ice cream cone, gentlemen!

Still not 100% clear about what I mean?
Let's do a side by side, featuring the exact same photo, but changing ONLY the person enjoying the cone. And again, this is very scientific, and there will be NO subliminal tactics designed to sway your thoughts in a desired direction.



And BOOM!...there it is.
Tell me that you don't see it now?!?!?

So this Summer, as you approach that Baskin Robbins, or that ridiculously over-priced Coldstone...remember....when they ask cup or cone, you tell'em "Don't be silly...a CUP!"

And if you ever think you're gonna forget, here's a little trick I use to remember...
What do men where to protect their balls?
That's right....a CUP.
Protect your balls, gentlemen!