I spent the weekend with my girlfriend in Mystic, CT, watching the leaves change, like a sissy.
Well, not LITERALLY watching them, because that would be very tedious, and I get all fidgety and such. Plus, how much of a tool would I be if I actually drove 5 hours and then stood staring at a tree? I mean, it's bad enough that I would publicly admit to setting off to a specific region just to see leaves that are brightly colored....but to suggest I was actually staring at them would only....well...you get my point.
Dig my photography which will ,no doubt, only draw my sexual orientation in to question further...


No, I didn't get a free hug. It was a matter of principal...I don't care how perfectly she has cultivated the Jay Mewes look, I won't be suckered in!!!

There just wasn't a whole hell of a lot to do after a while.
We did make our way to the local casinos where I lost a WHOPPING $20.
No, that wasn't meant to be $200 or $2,000....it read $20 as in TWENTY.
See, I HATE gambling. I have no luck, and nothing pisses me off more than losing money.
If I buy something that I regret, I at least have something to show for it...but if I just LOSE money, it eats at me like cancer.
Gay Part 3:
I had a Mojito here:

This is "Leiffingwells" at the Mohegan Sun, which is the most visually impressive casino I have ever been to. After the Mojito, I tried the Mohegan Seasonal Ale....not too good. It tasted...buttery for lack of a better word.
There's a whole lot more to tell...like Chowderfest at the Mystic Seaport, but do you really care, people?
Of course not.
Ok...screw it...I'm not even gonna do you like that...

See I was gonna try to be all cool and just roll out of this post like I'm no where near touristy enough to have been that lame, but I can't lie to you.
You're my boy (or homegirl), yo!!
How I'm gonna do you like dat?
Wait....when did I become David Silver on 90210?
Anyway, yeah, I ate the pizza. It's ok.
Now Frank Pepe's in New Haven on the way home....THAT was a pie!!
2 comments:
Finally got your camera back, ay sissyboy?
way to blow your guys diet....
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