"F**K YOU, AAAAND YOUR CHEESEBURGER, MOTHERF**KER!!!"

Ah, drunken late nights, at fast food restaurants!
Is there anything more interesting?
What job should pay more, really?

In the following video, we see the North American Douchehound in it's natural habitat, during one of it's feeding sessions. It makes many attempts to establish itself as the Alpha Male to the rest of the pack, only to be disgraced by what it believes to be a weaker opponent.
See: Beard Man, Epic.