Name: Mike (Devilchild)
Ethnicity: WHITE!
Smoking: Weed, Crack, Salvia....hell I'll smoke a car tire if it'll get me f**ked up, jack!
Kids: If they don't tell.
| Interests: | Arts, Dancing, Dining, Family, Movies, Listening to Music, Outdoor Activities, Photography, Reading, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Playing Music Breaking and Entering, Assault With Weapons And Without, Tattoos, Satan, Death, Narcotics Trafficking, and the Occasional Rape. | |
| Astrological: Sign | Taurus (April 20 - May 20) | |
| Political Views: | Liberal. Like, more Liberal than you could possibly imagine. | |
| Sense of Humor: | Friendly, Campy / Cheesy, Goofy / Violent, Sadistic | |
| Social Setting: | Shy at first, but warm up quickly. | |
| TV Watching Habits: | Sitcoms, Romantic Comedies, Porn Banned In Most Countries | |
| Personality Type: | Different. | |
| Love Style: | Doggie, Reverse Cowgirl, Tied Up, Crying, Sobbing, Repeatedly Hearing That Special Lady Say "I swear if you let me go, I won't tell anyone!" |
Turn Offs: I really hate people who say "You shouldn't have gotten those tattoos".
It's a huge pain in the ass to have to stab them until they stop saying it.
Ok, now all kidding aside. The person above has apparently been a career criminal all of his life. From outward appearance, call me crazy, but it doesn't *seem* like things are headed in a positive direction. I don't know what's making me think that...can't quite put my finger on it...but it just seems that way, ya know?
SO, all that said, would it be so bad if we just "disappeared" certain people?
Like if one day one of the guys on the corner said "Hey...youse seen Mike lately?"
And then the other degenerate would say "Nah...I ain't seen him for weeks. But who cares, let's go commit some crimes!"
And I lived happily ever after.
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