Tuesday, December 23, 2008

For $50, You Too Can Pretend To Jump Rope

Yet another addition into the list of reasons why America is INSANE anymore....I give you "Jumpsnap".

With the amazing Jumpsnap, you get to hold two sticks in your hands and make all the motions of jumping rope, but with no more of that silly rope to get in your way!!
NO, with Jumpsnap, you can laugh at all those people who refuse to come in to the 21st Century, and are still doing the same activity you are for a fraction of the cost while developing much more coordination!!

America, seriously, if you think Jumpsnap is a logical purchase because developing the coordination to jump rope is too difficult, then you aren't the exercise type in the first place.
Listen to your pal Joe....save your money.

Besides, think how many times you can get that extra cup of queso for your "Home Wrecker" burrito at Moe's with that $50, anyway!

Go watch this...
http://jumpsnap.com/

3 comments:

Bug-Z said...

you know, that would be a great addition to the exercise line up for the Wii

Ro said...

I'll sell you 2 coke bottles to use for half the price!

Bug-Z said...

wo wo what, you'll sell me coke filled bottles...we're not into the drug scene Ro!