Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Buh Bye, Toolshed.

"A Living Jizz Stain"

Tonight, we say goodbye to one of the biggest pieces of shit America has ever known, John Allen Williams....or as he prefers to be known John Allen Muhammed.

In case you don't remember him, he, along with teenage accomplice Lee Boyd Malvo, spent 3 weeks terrorizing the Washington D.C. region by carrying out a killing spree in 2002.
The timing was great, because it was right after 9/11, and everyone thought that this would be the beginning of mass killing sprees all across America.

Well, tonight, Dickrag up there is going to die by lethal injection, and while it happened rather quickly by American legal standards, it didn't happen soon enough for yours truly.
I would go into how things would be in a "Joe run America", but then that whole Hitler thing gets thrown at me, and while the Hugo Boss designed uniforms were VERY stylish, I don't really like the association.
PLUS, I think I would look like a total douche with that moustache.
I don't know...what do you think?


Hmm....maybe something to think about.

ANYWAY....Fuck you, John Allen Muhammed....may your eternity in Hell be filled with repeatedly being sniped in your cockandballs while you are knee deep, shoveling an eternal shit pile.

And on a serious note, instead of wasting another moment thinking about that piece of garbage, I hope everyone takes a moment to remember those who lost their lives in that terrible tragedy, and the families that were left to try and make sense of it all.

James Martin 55 Deceased October 2, 2002, 6:04 PM Wheaton, Maryland
James Buchanan 39 Deceased October 3, 2002, 7:41 AM Rockville, Maryland
Premkumar Walekar 54 Deceased October 3, 2002, 8:12 AM Aspen Hill, Maryland
Sarah Ramos 34 Deceased October 3, 2002, 8:37 AM Silver Spring, Maryland
Lori Ann Lewis-Rivera 25 Deceased October 3, 2002, 9:58 AM Kensington, Maryland
Pascal Charlot 72 Deceased October 3, 2002, 9:20 PM Washington, D.C.
Caroline Seawell 43 Living October 4, 2002, 2:30 PM Fredericksburg, Virginia
Iran Brown 13 Living October 7, 2002, 8:09 AM Bowie, Maryland
Dean Harold Meyers 53 Deceased October 9, 2002, 8:18 PM Manassas, Virginia
Kenneth Bridges 53 Deceased October 11, 2002, 9:40 AM Fredericksburg, Virginia
Linda Franklin 47 Deceased October 14, 2002, 9:19 PM Falls Church, Virginia
Jeffrey Hopper 37 Living October 19, 2002, 8:00 PM Ashland, Virginia
Conrad Johnson 35 Deceased October 22, 2002, 5:55 AM Aspen Hill, Maryland

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