Ok...this whole Jon Gosselin thing....

Ok, before I start, I just wanted to point out that Nancy Grace looks like Munch from Oddworld, and therefore should NEVER be taken seriously.
Wow...does it feel good to have gotten THAT out of the way!

So, on to the Gosselins...

1.) Fuck Jon.

2.) Fuck Kate.

Those two points...REALLY...are all that should be considered.
BUT, it seems that people just aren't having that, AND, I see a LOT of women who hate Jon Gosselin.
First, I would like you to watch this video, in which Jon Gosselin shows INCREDIBLE restraint, and doesn't stab bug eyed jackalope, Nancy Grace in the neck with a pen repeatedly, until her arterial spray covers everyone on the set AND the cameraman.
I say this because I can't promise you that I would have been able to show the same restraint.



Ok, now let's get a few things out of the way...

First off, do you HONESTLY think that Jon Gosselin ever set out to be a national celebrity? Sure, you can make the argument that he made the decision to be on television...AND bring his family along for the ride, but do you really think in his wildest dreams that he EVER imagined it would have lasted more than one season??
I would have NEVER taken that bet....but as I have learned with Flavor Of Love and Rock Of Love....there is no level too low for you people.
You will accept the lowest levels of "entertainment" and embrace it like it's of your own blood and labor.
So what the fuck do I know?

Point is, Jon Gosselin probably thought "I'll do this show...make some extra cash, and it'll help cover costs for a little while until they pull the plug on it."

Now, I honestly have seen this show twice, and during those two times, I probably watched for 10 minutes each. I really just have no interest in things like this.
BUT, in each viewing I noticed that Jon seemed to despise Kate, and Kate seemed to me like a very demanding woman, who in both of the times I watched, had hired help with the kids. BUT, Jon would work all day, and STILL come home to hear her complaining about things. The look in his eyes said everything about where their marriage was going. BUT, I pick up on stuff like that...maybe you don't.
So when I heard all the rumblings about Jon leaving and banging other broads...I just said to myself "Eh....I'm surprised he lasted this long."

Just like you, however, I have NO IDEA what went on in that house...difference is, I understand that...but I don't think a lot of other people do. I see a lot of people who seem to believe that what they saw was a TRUE indicator of the lives of Jon and Kate Gosselin.
Here's a tip...there generally isn't a whole lot of reality going on in "reality tv."
At the end of the day...you are ALWAYS seeing what they want you to see.
But the look in Jon's eyes...that was real.

Now in the above clip, the pigbeast Nancy Grace chastises Jon for, in my opinion, realizing that everything has gone WAY too far. That his children's lives are playing out for everyone like entertainment, during a time where they really don't need their lives on display.
Nancy clearly can't handle the idea of not having "Jon & Kate Plus 8" on her Tivo season pass anymore, because the idea of him pulling the plug on it all, while their parents are getting divorced, somehow seems to appall Nancy.
SO, she decides FOR Jon, that rather than him do that, he should just go to therapy with Kate. I wonder if Nancy would like the cameras there for that too?
I bet she would.

THEN, when Jon states that HE has been going to therapy, and through the process learned that he bottled too much up, and was too passive about everything (hence what I saw in his eyes), Nancy wants to know why "everything has to be about him?"

AWESOME, Nancy!!!

So, he's an asshole for trying to figure out where HE WENT WRONG.
Get it, you stupid twit?
He's ADMITTING he did wrong...but NOW, he's an asshole for seeing his own flaws!!!
That's brilliant.

SO, Nancy has decided that Jon has NO RIGHT to cancel a show which he no longer feels can have a positive impact on his children.
I mean, it's not like the show has evolved into something it was never meant to be or anything, right?
And these kids are just actors on your favorite show, right?
I mean they couldn't POSSIBLY have to go to school, and get fucking clownhoused about their parent's situation or anything, right?

Nope.
Not according to Nancy.

THEN, Nancy has decided that Jon has NO RIGHT to go to counseling and attempt to become a better man, who handles things as they happen, instead of bottling shit up until it reaches a boiling point, and he...oh I don't know...loses his fucking shit, and starts banging 23 year olds 5 at a time!
I mean afterall, Squiggy never left Lenny, right, Nancy?
And these are just made up characters on your favorite show, just like those guys, right?

And you know what?
If Jon DID return to this show...patch things up with his wife, and in 15 years from now his kids are all fucked up...doing porn...and shooting each other up with heroin, because they can't deal with how their entire lives were on display and their parents never cared.....Nancy would be right there to blame Jon then too.

I wonder if anyone is starting to see that Nancy Grace is complete doucherocket yet?

At the end of the day, Jon Gosselin is a everyday dickbag, just like me.
Just like you.
He didn't set out to be anyone's role model...or one of America's biggest paparazzi targets. He was just an average slob that dropped a little too much baby batter into Kate...then signed on to let the audiences of TLC get to know what it was like to live his life for a little while.

Seriously ask yourself this.....
What if EVERY THING ABOUT YOU was splashed all over the television....every moment...every skeleton in your closet...how great would you look?

So direct your hate where it belongs....at Nancy Grace.