Who Has An Office In A Men's Room?

Today I made a throw away comment about Fonzie having his "office" in the men's room at Arnold's, and then I got to thinking....what the FUCK was THAT about???

The only guy I ever saw that had an office in a men's room, was in the Inner Harbor shops in Baltimore. It wasn't because he was really cool, and could make the jukebox play "Shaboom Shaboom" by just tapping it the right way, it was because he was trying to blow me for cash.
Is there really anything more humiliating than waiting in a stinking, fouled up men's room, and offering to blow strange men?
The worst part of that whole scenario, is that the Inner Harbor is a tourist area...SO, there are family men using that restroom, and the human cock receptacle isn't in there because he's NOT making money.

Yeah.....EWWWWWWW!
Exactly.

Our pal Fonzie spent a lot of time in the restroom too.
And what was Fonzie always saying to other guys?

"Sit on it"

In fact, if I recall correctly, it was even written on the bathroom wall, as if to be an instructional message to the other men who can to his "office".
Clearly Fonzie was a "top"...because if you told HIM to sit on it, he got heated.
Arthur was NOT a power bottom.

And then...he always had some secret bond with Carmine "The Big Ragu" Raggusa, right? Because whenever Fonzie had a BIG problem, Carmine would walk over from the Laverne & Shirley set, to the Happy Days set.

And tell me THAT guy wasn't a fruitbooty!!
He would bust through the door, singing:
♪"They'll never go from rags to riches"♪

What the FUCK was that supposed to mean?
LOOKOUT, Mr. Broadway Showtunes is here?
I think the only reason people got scared and ran, was because they thought "If he DOES beat us...he's gonna fuck us in the ass!...I'm not risking that shit...let's get the hell out of here!!!".

Look at this queertastic example:


See?
That was a sissy fight if there ever was one.
CLEARLY, someone stole someone else's boyfriend.

So, in closing....I have lost a childhood hero today, and some of you may have just gained one.
I will leave you with a clip from the final season of Happy Days, where Fonzie clearly has come to terms with who he really was. But notice!....when Arnold explains that he accidentally ran over Fonzie's bike, he immediately assumes the position...KNOWING what his punishment would involve.