A New Hero Walks Among Us...Ricky Hollywood

I'm not a big celebrity gossip guy...I don't usually care who is banging or breaking up with who. But, this story has, kind of, grabbed me. I think this situation was made more personal to me, because of all the arguments I had last year, trying to point out what an absolute joke it would be, if Sarah Palin were working in the White House. Now, to all who said otherwise: I told you so.

But really, there's two sides to this story. First Levi Johnston. Let's face it, this kid is fucken awesome, the epitome of the American dream. His story goes: 1) He knocks up an under aged daughter of a Governor. 2) He flies around the country on the GOP's dime. 3) He finds a way to make money from it. And if that's not the American Dream, I don't know what is...Shit, this is like winning the lottery. Bottom line here, he saw an opportunity, and he's taking it. If more Americans were more like him, we wouldn't have the economic problems we've got going on right now. He is a true hero that our kids should aspire to be more like.

And he knows how cool he is. Here in this clip, I absolutely love his arrogance when he says the line 'just because she ran for Vice President, and was Governor of Alaska, that doesn't intimidate me.' He's bold, he's brash, he's Ricky Hollywood.

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Now I know that some people would rather side with Sarah Palin. I remember you fuckers defending her winks, and down-home-goodness -- baseball, apple pie, and Sarah Palin, right? Ha. But if you still want to defend her, if that's what your thinking right now, if you think all of her self-righteous bullshit talk about praying for him, and feeling sad for him as he's doing porn(and by porn we're talking a no-cock photo shoot in playgirl), you're not only a hypocrite, but also an idiot. If you've been thinking that Levi is the bad guy, and Sarah is the good one here in this scenario, than you just don't have the ability to reason this out. She is pulling the exact same moves that he is. It's the same schtick; it's wrestling. She's just got a different target audience. Levi goes on Tyra, Sarah goes on Oprah. He's a small town boy, she's a small town girl and both of them just out there marketing themselves, like whores, and both of them turning a buck. And if you have any doubt, ask yourself which is going better for the public servant, her run for re-election or her book tour. Peace.