Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Now Here's Some Justice...

Axl took 10 years to make the new album because he had little "down-time" between surgeries.

Blogger Kevin Cogill from the blog Antiquiet was arrested by the FBI for leaking the upcoming Guns N' Roses' "Chinese Democracy" album, while 1,000 pound Mayra Rosales is confined to her house (even though she was already confined to her house because she's too big to walk) for allegedly killing her 2 year old nephew by bashing his head in. The moral here? If you're going to break the law, eat lots of twinkies and McDonalds first.

I think the real criminals here are the people who actually downloaded that album. With the exception of their album "Appetite for Destruction", GNR has always pretty much sucked. Sorry, GNR fans... someone had to fucking say it.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

If the dumbass would have released the best of the songs on one album instead of two, the Use Your Illusion cd might be as good as Appetite. Greedy bastard.

Joan Rivers plastic surgery looks normal compared to Axl's.

Ro said...

Teddy!!! :)

Exactamundo on the greed issue. And ego probably was a factor as well.

Axl has almost caught up with Jocelyn Wildenstein on the surgery. Check this shit out... http://beaut.ie/images/wild2.jpg

Anonymous said...

Good to see you Ro!!!!!

I took some time off from the internets (long story).

The Chinese will actually have a real Democracy before the Gn'R Chinese Democracy is released.