Some recent headlines from Fark.com that made me snicker:
Actual Headline: Iran Tests 'New Weapon', Says It Can Easily Close the Strait of Hormuz
FARK Headline: Iranians announce new weapon, which will soon be unveiled by their photoshop expert
Actual Headline: DNC video crews prep for Ted K tribute
FARK Headline: Ted Kennedy, who will be dead soon -- he's very ill, will be eulogized this August at the Democratic National Convention. Upon hearing the news, Kennedy planned to take a walk and express his happiness
Actual Headline: Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal deny engagement rumours
FARK Headline: Jake Gyllenhaal is not engaged to Reese Witherspoon. Apparently, he doesn't think there's room for her square jaw in the relationship
Actual Headline: Sarah Larson Cuts Ties to George Clooney
FARK Headline: George Clooney's former girlfriend says she doesn't need George Clooney to be famous, is never going to mention George Clooney's name again. George Clooney
Actual Headline: Ghostbusters game delayed to 2009, but who's publishing it?
FARK Headline: Ghostbusters video game delayed until 2009. Everything was fine until the power grid was shut off by dickless here
Actual Headline: Vietnam to free Gary Glitter this month
FARK Headline: Gary Glitter to be released from Vietnamese prison later this month, says he feels like a kid again
Actual Headline: It's over: Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong call off romance
FARK Headline: Kate Hudson is back on the market after Lance Armstrong decides to take his ball and go home
Actual Headline: 'Plumber Rapist' fights for freedom
FARK Headline: "Plumber Rapist" fights to be released from prison, wants a crack at freedom
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