Thursday, March 13, 2008

Edward Norton is "The Hulk"

So we've got another Hulk movie on the way, I guess because Ang Lee's version a few years ago didn't do enough damage.
Here's the Teaser:

The Incredible Hulk. 2008 teaser trailer. - Watch more free videos


Now, I can't help but feel that this looks about as bad as the last one. Sure Norton brings a little more credibility to the Banner character, but maybe The Hulk is just some lame ass shit?
Thinking about it now...it's a pretty stupid character, and I NEVER have been able to get past the pants thing. You just can't grow ten times your original size and still fit in the same pants...just ask Kirstie Alley. (See how I just went all catty gossip columnist right there? That rocked.)

But seriously, in the face of the insanely badass "Iron Man" trailer, and what appears to be Heath Ledger's amazing take on the Joker in "The Dark Knight" trailer...this is just bad timing for the special ed student of the Superhero world.

I think the way to go would have been to have Norton return to his role from "American History X" and THEN be exposed to Gamma Rays and get the Hulk powers.
Just imagine the curb stomp scene then.....

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