I'd bet the rest of the planets are pissed! They're probably like "Why it got to be Earth Day? Why you dissin' the rest of the Solar System?" Mercury and Venus are over hanging around the Sun kissing ass and probably dissing us saying that they're so much more awesome than Earth. But that's just like the hot ones, isn't it, to go off and gossip to themselves -- Meanwhile they're probably anorexic, that's why the're so small. Mars probably wants to start a fight, but Jupiter is probably more pissed than the rest. I mean he is the biggest and baddest motherfucker out there, he really does deserve his own holiday when you think about it. Don't worry about that little bastard Pluto though, he's still in deep depression since those scientists took his planetary status away a few years ago. I think he might need to up his therapy to three times a week and we, as a planet need to get together and hide the sleeping pills. I think he's feeling that low.
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