Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Me And Katt Williams Set Things Straight About Michael Jackson


By the way....do you notice how nobody is calling him "Jacko" now?
What happened to that?

Now...NOW...He's "Michael" again. No "Whacko Jacko" to be heard anywhere.
Hell, I was watching NON music TV today, and as they came back from a break, there was a quick "Remembering Michael Jackson" piece.
I'm not trying to downplay what the guy was in music once, but can we admit that Thriller was really his moment in the sun, then he just rode that shit out, because people are too stupid to figure out when something goes from great to suck?

Seriously, did you ever notice that about people in America?
If you keep TELLING them that something is great...they believe you.
Madonna, Prince, Michael....not one of these jackoffs have made a RELEVANT piece of music since the 80's...yet people still hold them in high regard, and have NO IDEA WHY.

Even Michael's dancing...ok let's get this out of the way....FUCK ANYBODY who says that moment when he first did the Moonwalk on Motown's 25th wasn't INSANE. I remember the crowd EXPLODING...I remember going to school the next day, and EVERYONE was talking about that shit...saying that there must have been a conveyor belt in the floor or something.
THAT, was the moment that Michael Jackson BECAME Michael Jackson.
Sure, he was badass when he had an afro and was rockin' "Off The Wall"...but that Moonwalk during his Billie Jean lip sync, was the catalyst to why we are still talking about him today, and why he wasn't forgotten like Rockwell who sang "Somebody's Watchin' Me".

BUT, for the next 25 years....that prick NEVER did another "new" dance.
He just stuck with the shit that worked back then. I mean...I'm not into dancing anyway...but Christ dude, mix it up a bit!

Anyway screw all that...Katt sets it straight here, and if you're offended by...what should we call it?....SALTY language..don't push play!!
God knows if someone doesn't warn you people you get all up in arms.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

You sorry bitch i bet you wish that you were mike. you fugly bitch grow a dick and suck your self off. stay out of mikes life and mind your buisness the man is dead and you people still arent giving him a break. we havent had one day to just sat aside and say well you know what today i wont talk badly about him. You people are always on his case whther it be from his skin disorder, his love for innocence, his pets, his house, his music, his features of his body, the alledged acusations that were never proven true. i mean geesh leave him alone damn. blod about something else whore face your just as bad as perz hiltons fat ugly ass i just wish someone would sock your kite flying ass in the just like they did his cotton candy headed ass

Joe said...

Michael Jackson looked like a puppet from Jim Henson's Creature Shop, and everything he did past Thriller was dick.

I win.
You lose.

More importantly....if I DID grow a dick, and only used it to suck myself off, what would I be proving exactly.
I mean, that's not how Mike would have done it, right?
He would have had a young boy handle that job.
So if you're right, and I wish I was Mike, shouldn't I be trolling Elementary Schools or something?

You confuse me.
Come back when your argument is more effective.

Joe said...

By the way....I'm gonna steal "Kite Flying Ass" from you, because I dig it.

Anonymous said...

"Lets not forget he would give you the shirt off his back in 2 degree weather"

Hell, if you were a twelve year old boy he'd even give you a ruffie and his pants....allegedly. Great person to admire cockfag!

Anonymous said...

To Joe: Bitching online doesn't mean you win.. It means you have no life. Ergo you lose.