Thursday, June 18, 2009

L...O...L, Dummy!


Ok, if anyone believes that this dopey broad fell asleep while FIFTY THREE stars were being tattooed on HER FACE, I would like to sell you property on Mercury during my "One Day Only...HALF OFF" Sale.

I always get annoyed when someone thinks they're smarter than you, EVEN WHEN their story is idiotic at it's very foundation.

Congrats, sister....you look like a complete assclown, AND Mommy and Daddy are pissed at you. Angst and rebellion can really bite you in the ass sometimes.
You should have just started listening to metal and being promiscuous or something.
At least later in life you can just pretend those things didn't happen.
Try "pretending" you don't have 53 stars on your face at a job interview!

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