"Well I suppose instead of lethal injection, I could just send him to Iraq", Dubya flatulently thinks to himself.In a surprising display of a coherent and logical thought process, George "Dubya" refused to overturn the death sentence of a convicted rapist/murderer/army cook Ronald A. Gray.
"While approving a sentence of death for a member of our armed services is a serious and difficult decision for a commander in chief, the president believes the facts of this case leave no doubt that the sentence is just and warranted," Bush's press secretary Dana Perino told the Associated Press.
Sadly, Bush still can't pronounce the word "nuclear".
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