You see, that DASTARDLY Barack Obama wanted 3 million dollars for a new projector to go to a planetarium in Chicago, to replace their aging existent one.
Now, you may have thought to your self..."3 MILLION DOLLARS FOR A PROJECTOR?!?!? I got mine for $885.00 at Best Buy"
Well, no silly...it's not like the one you have at home that you watch "Ernest Goes To Camp" on.
It's this one:
Universarium Mark IX
How silly of Barack Obama to want to upgrade an facility of learning when it would be so much better to give an additional 4 billion dollar tax break to an industry already making windfall profits.
Oh whatever, if Jim Varney hadn't died, and they were producing "Ernest Goes To The Planetarium" you'd be all about this.
1 comment:
My friend who hates politics watched the debates, and the main thing he came away with was that McCain hates projectors, and Obama loves mammograms.
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