Thursday, October 30, 2008

Thank You Jon Bon Jovi, Thank You


The story goes that ghost of ol' Billy Penn got peaved when the Liberty Towers were built in Philadelphia. How dare they build a building taller than a statue? It's called the curse of Billy Penn. (wiki link).

Sure it's not as glamorous as goat, or the Bambino, as curses go. Either way, the city of Philadelphia hasn't had a championship team, with any team, since the early 80's -- that is until Jon Bon Jovi brought a little SOUL to Philadelphia with his Arena Football League team.

It's been 25 years since the Sixers won their last NBA championship -- the last trophy in the city...And sure, there's been some championship runs, some close calls, but Billy Penn seems to have shot each and every one down in a blaze of glory. But now the whole city of Philadelphia owes this true American hero a debt of gratitude. I mean, this dude --no, this cowboy, with his steele horse and all that shit broke the curse, shot it right through the heart. He gave Billy Penn a dose of his bad medicine and that seems to be all he needed. And there's proof to my theory: You can describe game 5 of the World Series perfectly as slippery when wet!

Argue against me, I dare you.

Now if only Westbrook and McNabb can stay healthy...I see a trend forming. Next the birds, then the Sixers. We'll be bigger than Boston, as a sports city. Shit, Bon Jovi will lead the charge to make Philly bigger than Seattle ever was in the 90's with the grunge, the coffee, the windows, and those sissy Crane brothers. Fuck the tossed salads and scrambled eggs! I'm livin' on Bon Jovi's prayers...Philly will be the sports center of the universe!

Oh, and big ups to Phils for a season I'll always remember.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hop on the McCain Train and get your vote ON!


Hi, I'm Jimmy. Jimmy the Campaigner. I want to remind you that the presidential elections are on November 4th and this great nation that we call America needs you to vote for John McCain.


Why should you vote for John McCain?

Because John McCain has been fighting Washington elites and insiders for over 30 years and has a proven track record fighting against corruption and pork spending. America is hungry for change. Our economic recovery, continued national security and our future global standing are at stake. This election is in your hands. Instead of spreading wealth around, John McCain & Sarah Palin will spread opportunity.


Barack Obama is a socialist FAGGOT!!! He wants to kill you and your family by hooking up with his pieces of shit terrorists buddies and chain you by the neck to the trunk of a tree while Obama and his thugs gangbang your wife. Obama will make your children slaves as revenge for the over 200 years of oppression. You daughter's tongue will be used as toilet paper everytime Obama needs to takes a shit and will mount her like a horse with his cock.


But John McCain will always fight for the everage Joe, Jane, Sally and Sam. John McCain believes we must keep taxes low to reward hard work and create jobs for all Americans. John McCain has a comprehensive economic plan that will create millions of good American jobs, ensure our nation's energy security, get the government's budget and spending practices in order, and bring relief to American consumers. John McCain will make health care more available, affordable and responsive to patients and he will give families more choices over their care.


So on November 4th, take a ride on the McCain Train!

www.johnmccain.com

Anonymous said...

Good day !.
might , perhaps curious to know how one can reach 2000 per day of income .
There is no initial capital needed You may start to get income with as small sum of money as 20-100 dollars.

AimTrust is what you thought of all the time
The firm incorporates an offshore structure with advanced asset management technologies in production and delivery of pipes for oil and gas.

It is based in Panama with structures around the world.
Do you want to become really rich in short time?
That`s your choice That`s what you wish in the long run!

I feel good, I started to take up income with the help of this company,
and I invite you to do the same. If it gets down to choose a correct partner who uses your money in a right way - that`s the AimTrust!.
I earn US$2,000 per day, and my first deposit was 1 grand only!
It`s easy to start , just click this link http://icuhoxemym.fcpages.com/otufahut.html
and lucky you`re! Let`s take this option together to get rid of nastiness of the life