Tuesday, October 21, 2008

A Public Service Announcement

If you have ever purchased this t-shirt......and wear it proudly, similar to the approximately 50 year old gentleman that I saw wearing it today, please proceed immediately in front of the nearest speeding Greyhound bus.

To the women out there, have you EVER found a shirt like this to be attractive?
Not saying that the pudding brained assclowns that walk around with these on are hoping to score because of it, in all actuality....but do you even look at a guy like this and think "Wow...now there's a bloke with a DAZZLING sense of humor!!!"?

OR, do you HAVE a modicum of self worth and realize that this same type of "comedic" disposition is probably in keeping with the kind of guy who thinks farting and then pulling the covers over your head puts him in league with Carlin and Pryor?

Can we round up all the individuals who purchased this, and other t-shirts of it's ilk that can be found on any boardwalk storefront around this nation and find a loophole that allows for Death Camps to been seen in a positive light?

Or perhaps I've had a bad day?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

That shirt is no where near as classy as a "Mustache Rides .50 cents" shirt.

Ro said...

I'M HERE TO LAY PIPE

Anonymous said...

I am still partial to the infamous "I choked Linda Lovelace" tee shirt.

LOL, my buddy got kicked out of high school once for wearing one of those.

Anonymous said...

I think they are great! Would I wear one..well NO. But I think they are funny. Do I think the people who wear them that are over the age of 25 are total loosers....ummmmm YES

its a kid thing...and now that you are...yes OLD, you cant see the cool factor anymore.

dude your old!

Otto said...

I know a guy who has an "I Love Bikinis" hat.

Girls come up to him and just read it aloud, and he says, "Hey me too!" I then ask if they have one on now and then the 70's porn music starts, and we get kicked out of Best Buy.